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Just Seen: Van Helsing
2004-05-11 23:33[IMDB]
Gabriel Van Helsing works for a secret order1, protecting the world from evil creatures. Today's mission is to take down Count Dracula, who is chewing the scenery so much that someone needs to rescue Transylvania while there's any of it left2 plotting nefarious deeds involving werewolves and the lab equipment he stole from Dr Frankenstein.
As a side-effect, killing the Count will rescue from eternal damnation a good looking babe in an outfit totally unsuitable for any sort of physical exertion whatsoever family of tireless warriors for the forces of good. Cue much CGI-heavy vampire-battling action.
Van Helsing is silly. Really silly. I mean, some people think Charlie's Angels 2 was ridiculous, but that's just peanuts compared to Van Helsing3.
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Gabriel Van Helsing works for a secret order1, protecting the world from evil creatures. Today's mission is to take down Count Dracula, who is chewing the scenery so much that someone needs to rescue Transylvania while there's any of it left2 plotting nefarious deeds involving werewolves and the lab equipment he stole from Dr Frankenstein.
As a side-effect, killing the Count will rescue from eternal damnation a good looking babe in an outfit totally unsuitable for any sort of physical exertion whatsoever family of tireless warriors for the forces of good. Cue much CGI-heavy vampire-battling action.
Van Helsing is silly. Really silly. I mean, some people think Charlie's Angels 2 was ridiculous, but that's just peanuts compared to Van Helsing3.
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