Fire!

cavalorn writes:

... it grabbed my brain and wouldn't let it go until I'd written it.

Pyromaniac Song

(with apologies to Billy Joel)

[...]
Guy Fawkes, super charred, hoist by his own petard,
Space shuttle, rocket fuel, oxygen, kilojoule,
Ed Teach, brimstone, napalm in a drop zone,
Crazy World of Arthur Brown, London Bridge is burning down

I wanna start a fire
Cos I’m bored and lazy and it makes me crazy
I wanna start a fire
Cos it’s mid October and I'm far too sober

[and so on for a few more verses]

Go read (and, optionally, sing) it all...