Clanger Jones' Diary

9 p.m. Have resolved not to call Iron Chicken, as do not think behaviour of crashing through walls, consuming soup straight from soup well and eating entire contents of Mother Clanger's blue string pudding buffet is healthy evidence of mature ability to form committed, adult relationship.

Called up Small Clanger in state of emergency, and was treated to hour-long rant on the emotional f***wittage of robotic fowl who refuse to grow up and smell the spaghetti trees!

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