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blufive ([personal profile] blufive) wrote2003-08-03 04:29 pm

Life, don't talk to me about life

I wanted some popcorn. I discovered our popcorn machine is broken, and produces only smoke and distressing mechanical grinding noises.

So I made some popcorn the old-fashioned way. It didn't go well. I just about managed to avoid setting fire to anything, though I did manage to scorch the worktop and generate yet more smoke in the kitchen.

Bah.