Life, don't talk to me about life
I wanted some popcorn. I discovered our popcorn machine is broken, and produces only smoke and distressing mechanical grinding noises.
So I made some popcorn the old-fashioned way. It didn't go well. I just about managed to avoid setting fire to anything, though I did manage to scorch the worktop and generate yet more smoke in the kitchen.
Bah.
So I made some popcorn the old-fashioned way. It didn't go well. I just about managed to avoid setting fire to anything, though I did manage to scorch the worktop and generate yet more smoke in the kitchen.
Bah.
