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I've been very lax in recent months about writing these things up. So, a brief run-down of some recent viewings:

Children Of Men

Bloody Brilliant. I've not read the book (and given [livejournal.com profile] calatrice's enthusiastic anti-recommendation, probably never will) but the film is powerful, moving stuff. A proper grown-up intelligent British1 SF movie. Go see it.

Warning for the squeamish: it's also kinda violent; OTOH, Cal (who is normally squicked by anything more bloody than Toy Story) seems to have coped fairly well.

1OK, the writer/director's mexican, and I've no idea who paid for it, but it's set in blighty, was mostly filmed here, and *feels* British, so that'll do me.

Battlestar Galactica 3.1-3.4

Also brilliant, for several of the same reasons. I don't think I can say much more without spraying spoilers everywhere.

Robin Hood

Not bad. It's precisely the sort of Saturday tea-time swashbuckler they don't make any more. My 10-year-old self would have been glued to it every week, despite the rather frugal production values and spotty script (Contractions, guys? You don't have the excuse of being androids). However, my 34-year-old self is having an apathy attack and probably isn't going to bother watching any more of it.

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As a few of you are already aware, [livejournal.com profile] calatrice and I are expecting a baby, due in late March.

This means we aren't going to be properly attending Convoy. Given that Liverpool is well within day-trip range, one or both of us may drop by for a flying visit, but we're probably going to be kinda busy at that point, so no promises.
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(Applying the Googlejuice Principle again)

As I related last week, I recently experienced some technical difficulties with our main PC, so here's how it got sorted.

To summarise, the hard drive was getting a bit full. I was getting fed up with having to decide which game to uninstall to make room for a new one and/or more MP3s. So, I decided to benefit from the ongoing increase in the capacity/price ratio in new hard drives. I went and bought a 250GB beastie, and plugged it in. All seemed fine, initially.

After a while, it started to penetrate my mind that, while the drive was indeed nice and big, it was also slow, with a capital S-L-O-W. No, slower than that. A little research and application of a benchmarking tool revealed I was getting transfer rates of about 2MB/Second. Which is about a factor of 20 slower than the 3-year-old 60GB drive in the next bay over, and not at all what I would expect from a new HDD. Oh, and it's chewing 30%+ of the CPU while it's accessing.

That's Not Good.

Some digging in windows' multitudinous configuration thingies revealed that the new HDD was using the lowest-common-denominator and CPU-guzzling PIO mode.

From my reading of all the labels on things, it should have been using the much faster ATA UDMA mode 6, where the motherboard's ATA controller does all the hard work, just so the CPU doesn't have to.

Long story short1, it appears that the motherboard in this PC, an Asus A7A266-E (or, more accurately, the ALiMagik 1 ATA controller on the motherboard) has some serious philosophical problems with the entire concept of hard disk drives larger than 137GB.

Some poking around google turned up this page assembled by some unfortunate soul in a similar position. That points to some "improved" drivers for the offending controller. So I gave them a whirl. They went in without too much fuss. New HDD now shows ~60MB/sec transfer rates, 30 times faster than before, and about 1.5 times faster than the other (older) HDD. Sorted!

Then I tried to play a game.

"Wrong DVD in drive". Huh? I check - no, that is the correct disk. Attempt to execute direct from the DVD. "This is not a valid windows executable" Hmm. Worked yesterday. Check disk surface - looks good. Try a different disk in the drive. Nope, it's the drive.

More googling. Those "improved" drivers seem to have a philosophical problem with CD/DVD drives. [swearword]. They also appear to be brutal hackery of the first order, which revert to PIO mode for those parts of the big drive above 137GB. (Sorry, I can't find the relevant pages for those snippets of information)

So, back to the old drivers. At this point, I did something monumentally stupid and horked the windows installation to the point where safe mode is sulking too (see last week's entry). Though I'm still not totally sure whether it was me, or whether the "improved" driver had been a bad little beastie and overwritten something it shouldn't have during install, which then caused grief when I attempted to revert to the old driver.

Having recombobulated everything, I was back to square one - slow hard drive. Having wasted half a day at this point, I'm afraid I wimped out and just went and bought a separate PCI ATA interface card. That installed easily, and seems to work fine with the big drive, so I now have two fast hard drives and fully-operational optical drives as well. Fancy!

[insert bitter and twisted comment here about hardware manufacturers (fx: glares at ALi) who abandon products without even leaving info around saying "This chipset has major problems with big hard drives, which we can't fix, sorry." I can't find anything on their site that admits they ever even manufactured the offending components. I'm not terribly happy with the motherboard people, either - This machine came with a 60GB HDD, which wasn't particularly big at the time; the motherboard wasn't cutting edge, but it wasn't a relic either. 140GB hard drives were certainly more than a theoretical possibility, didn't they think to test their board with one? If they had, this problem would probably have smacked them in the face.]

1"Too late!" cry the audience.

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Done

  • Spoke to two estate agents re: value of this 'ere pile o' bricks
  • [livejournal.com profile] calatrice looked up approximately a bazillion1 houses that have been sold recently in the immediate area, then we went and had a look at them for comparison purposes, to attempt to work out which of the estate agents is living in la-la-land
  • thoroughly discombobulated something fundamental in the guts of our primary PC2 while attempting to sort out the technical difficulties with the new hard drive I fitted last week
  • swore
  • discovered it was worse than that, and the machine wouldn't boot into safe mode
  • or any mode more sophisticated than the BIOS, either
  • swore profusely
  • [repeat for a while]
  • [livejournal.com profile] calatrice had presence of mind to apply the JFGI paradigm more thoroughly than yours truly, and pointed me at a solution which (thankfully) bootstrapped3 me up to the point where I can get the machine to talk to me in useful terms
  • Laughed mightily at [livejournal.com profile] cavalorn's comments on the Finnish Eurovision entry while recovery CD returned computer to more-or-less normal operational condition.
  • thanked providence that we have multiple computers that can all access teh intarweb independently of one another
  • thanked [livejournal.com profile] calatrice profusely
  • watched Doctor Who

To do:

  • re-apply approximately a bazillion4 security patches, bug fixes, et cetera, courtesy of the Beast Of Redmond, that were wiped out by said recovery CD
  • ... and relax.

1This may be a slight exaggeration.

2Moral of this story: the Bus Master IDE Controller driver is just a tad more important than most other device drivers on the system. In fact, it needs "DO NOT TOUCH THIS YOU STUPID FOOL"5 written across it in big letters. Just for eejits like me. I knew it was important, but I didn't realise it was that easy to mess it up that badly6.

3Literally (computer science definition)

4This is less of an exaggeration than the other one

5I was (momentarily) tempted to use the tag that shall not be named there, for extra emphasis, but then I regained my senses and realised that, for professional web-geek reasons, I would be required to ritually disembowel myself afterwards.

6Second moral of this story: even people who work with computers for a living and should know better can trash the world with minimal effort.

PS: I think I'm addicted to footnotes.

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The latest Scientific American, explaining how wings work:

[...] because the wing top is curved, air streaming over it must travel further and thus faster than air passing underneath the flat bottom. According to Bernoulli's Principle, the slower air below exerts more force on the wing than the faster air above, thereby lifting the plane.

Scientific American, April 2006, P76

Everyone knows that that's how wings work. Unfortunately, it's bollocks.

While I'll let such inaccuracies pass in the non-technical press, I expect better of a magazine that regularly prints articles attempting to explain cutting edge of quantum mechanics, cosmology, immunology, and lots of other -ologies. Even if it's just a throwaway line in an item explaining something different.

The problems with that explanation can be demonstrated with a few fairly straightforward examples:

Firstly, in the course of aerobatics, it is quite common for aircraft to fly upside down (by which, I mean really fly upside down, in sustained level flight, not just a quick loop-the-loop or roll). For that to work, their wings must still be generating lift, despite the fact that the longest side is now on the bottom.

Secondly, not all wings are longer on top than underneath - there are many wing cross-sections that are symmetric, or have the same length on both top and bottom. Yet they still generate lift. For example: sails. Yep, a sail is a wing, turned on end. It's a bit of cloth. To all intents and purposes, both sides of it are the same length (let's not quibble over the tiny difference caused by the thickness of the fabric - trust me, it's irrelevant)

Finally: Two blobs of air approach a wing. One goes over the wing, the other under it. How does the air passing over the top know that it's got to go faster to keep up with the air passing underneath? They're not telepathic, psychokinetic entities. They're inert blobs of air. There's a big lump of metal between them. They cannot directly influence each other. While we're at it, who says that the air passing over the wing has to meet up exactly with the air passing under the wing?

How wings really work. Warning: contains gratuitous anthropomorphism )
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Four people and a vorlon encounter suit

Been meaning to scan this one for a while. A few years back, we built a vorlon for the Eastercon masquerade (Intervention in 1997). We got "Best Alien" (we might have been happier about that if there were any other aliens) and a huge round of applause (which is what we were really after)

Left to right: Mark WINOLJ, [livejournal.com profile] morningstar_lj (in the suit), Elaine WINOLJ, [livejournal.com profile] blufive and [livejournal.com profile] calatrice.

To make your own Vorlon Encounter Suit, you will need:

Acrylic paint (various colours), aluminium rod (4mm diameter, approx. 1 metre), aluminium sheet (2mm thick, 75×100mm), black thread, bubble wrap (lots and lots), cable ties (several), chicken wire (approx. 1m²), clear lacquer (aerosol, 1 can), corrugated cardboard, cycle helmet (cheap, 1), electronic components (assorted), fabric paint (various colours), filler foam (1 Large Can), foil plates (4), gaffer tape (of course), glittery black velvet (11 metres), gold paint pen, gold ribbon (approx. 3 metres), insulating tape, LEDs (large yellow, 12; ultra bright green, 60), lining material (black, 6 metres), masking tape, milk bottle (plastic), newspaper (approx. 100m²), PVA glue (approx. 1.5 litres), red primer (aerosol, 1 can), roller towel (approx. 3 metres), screws, Sellotape, shower gel bottle (brand unknown, 1), rolled steel (8mm×2mm rectangular cross-section, 2 metres), safety pins, steel screw-thread (300mm, plus nuts to fit), super glue, thick card, toilet roll tubes (8, plus 1 Sacred Toilet Roll of Antioch), Velcro (approx. 1.5 metres), water (approx. 1.5 litres), wire (lots), wood (25mm square cross-section, approx. 5 metres)

(Some assembly required. Batteries not included)

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Many thanks to the concussion committee for running an excellent eastercon.

Aside to [livejournal.com profile] eggwhite: barring Dramatic Events, Eastercon 2008 is now scheduled to occur well within convenient day-trip range, with a guest list that should pique your interest.
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[livejournal.com profile] cavalorn sez:
If you're even slightly interested in computer games and you haven't yet seen the video of Will Wright's SPORE, then go see it.

You may wish to tie your jaw in place, because it's going to drop.
To repeat one of the comments: whoa.

It starts as SimAmoeba. Before long, you're up to SimEcosystem. By the twelve-minute mark, you're up to SimTribe. At this point, I was already blown away. There's another 25 minutes after that...

(Also: best use of cheezy porn music evah!)

This video is from the 2005 E3 - making it nine/ten months old. This is the next game from Will [SimCity, The Sims] Wright. Why on earth haven't I heard of it before?

For those who can't face a 35-minute video, the official game site has a much shorter flash intro animation which appears to summarise the basics of the first half of the video.

[edited to add: BoingBoing provides a link to an unabridged, 1 hour version of the talk]
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Actually, in the default view of Google Mars, it's far more colourful than that, being a colour-coded relief map.
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Regular hangers-out in conspiricy theory circles will have heard rumblings for years about some super-secret "black project" named "Aurora".

Back in the early 90's, when I was studying Aero Engineering at university, I spent far too much time hanging out in the library, reading periodicals like Aviation Week. There were fairly regular snippets covering reports of various unusual goings-on - sightings of strangely-shaped aircraft and other oddities.

Probably the most compelling evidence for such flight tests are the series of unusual sonic booms chronicled above Southern California, beginning in mid to late 1991. On at least five occasions, these sonic booms were recorded by at least 25 of the 220 US Geological Survey sensors across Southern California used to pinpoint earthquake epicenters. The incidents were recorded in June, October, November, and late January 1991. Seismologists estimate that the aircraft were flying at speeds between Mach 3 and 4 and at altitudes of 8 to 10 kilometers. The aircraft's flight path was in a North North-East direction, consistent with flight paths to secret test ranges in Nevada. Seismologists say that the sonic booms were characteristic of a smaller vehicle than the 37 meter long shuttle orbiter. Furthermore, neither the shuttle nor NASA's single SR-71B were operating on the days the booms were registered.

[...]

"On Apr. 5 (a Sunday) and Apr. 22, radio hobbyists in Southern California monitored transmissions between Edwards AFB's radar control facility (Joshua Control) and a high-altitude aircraft using the call sign "Gaspipe." The series of radio calls occurred at approximately 6 a.m. local time on both dates.

"Controllers were directing the unknown Gaspipe aircraft to a runway at Edwards, using advisories similar to those given space shuttle crews during a landing approach. The monitors recorded two advisories, both transmitted by Joshua Control to Gaspipe: "You're at 67,000, 81 mi. out," and "Seventy mi. out, 36,000. Above glide slope."

(For those who didn't spot the subtleties of that last bit, those altitudes (I'm assuming they're in feet) and distances indicate a descent of 6 vertical miles in 11 miles of horizontal travel - which is an awfully steep descent, starting at a rather high altitude. Covering the remaining 7 miles altitude in 70 miles of ground distance is a much more sane rate of descent)

This page includes extracts from a few of the articles I remember, amongst other stuff relating to the Aurora rumours.

Having read all that stuff, I came to the conclusion that there really were probably at least two classified aircraft programmes out there - one big one, and one small one. At least one was seriously fast and high-altitude. Neither was probably ever officially called "aurora", but in the absence of any proper name, that seems a perfectly good handle to hang all the rumours on.

So why am I blithering about all this stuff now?

Aviation Week just published a piece describing a two-stage to orbit spaceplane they call "blackstar" that has allegedly been decommissioned, having been flying for at least 15 years.

The gist of it basically appears to be: take a plane looking something like the abandoned XB-70 Valkyrie Mach 3 long range bomber prototype, and use it to lug a small manned spaceplane (the article suggests something like the X-20 Dyna-Soar) up to altitude for a supersonic air-launch. The spaceplane then goes on to sub-orbital or even orbital flight.

This does look like a very effective way to join-the-dots on a lot of the rumours.

I'd take the fine detail with a tonne of salt. For instance, the suggestion that left-over components from the XB-70 program were used is nuts - there's a 20 year gap between the end of that program and the suggested start of the "blackstar" program. In that time, the materials science of aerospace engineering advanced a lot, and the Valkyrie was definitely old-school, not to mention that major aircraft structural components generally don't like being left in a warehouse for a couple of decades.

On the other hand, as a whole, in engineering terms, it sounds vaguely sane. For US Military definitions of "vaguely sane", which is to say, "bonkers, but it might just work..."

If you wanted to build a carrier plane that could lift a smaller vehicle up to 90,000 feet and Mach 3-4, then the XB-70 sounds like a plausible example to follow.

There's much less detailed description of the "orbiter", but what there is fits other factors. The article mentions the [X-30] National Aero-Space Plane (NASP) project, which was launched by the Reagan adminstration amongst much fanfare in 1986, and finally fizzled out in the early 90s, having consumed vast amounts of money for very little visible result.

At that time, I was a plane geek, then a student of aero engineering. The more I learned, the more the NASP struck me as complete la-la-land fantasy. The concept of a hypersonic (that's mach 5 and above) sub-orbital, air-breathing, scramjet-powered passenger plane was so far beyond the state-of-the-art that it was just laughable. Once I stopped being a naive little kid and started to realise that governments might have impure motives, it seemed obvious that the NASP was either a colossal pork-barrel to keep the military-industrial complex happy, or a cover for something else. The visible work on the design of the NASP was centered around the problem of building a hypersonic air-breathing plane. Use the NASP's air intakes to feed the aerospike rocket mentioned in the article, and you've got something that sounds a lot like that "orbiter".

I keep putting scare-quotes around "orbiter" because I'm not convinced that it needs to actually orbit in the true sense of the word. If the presumed role of fast-response photo-reconnaissance is correct, then a once-around-the-planet suborbital flight, possibly including Dyna-soar-style atmosphere skipping, would be perfectly good enough. It would also make an air-breathing rocket propulsion system far more useful. A slower-than-orbital speed would make launch and re-entry much easier (from an engineering perspective) and give more time over the target, at lower altitude, for observation, while still staying all-but-invulnerable to surface-to-air missiles (when I say "slower" and "lower", I still mean mach 8-10 plus and 30-50 miles altitude: damn fast, and damn high). That sort of flight profile also makes much more overtly hostile missions (like bombing - either conventional, nukes, or nutty stuff like kinetic-kill "rods from god") more feasible. Crazy, for all sorts of reasons, but feasible.

Anyhow. It's now past 0100hrs, and I've got to get up in the morning, so I'd better stop with the mad-plane-geeking.

[hat-tip: autopope, SlashDot
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Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] eggwhite!

OY!

2006-02-08 09:02
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LJ have just tweaked their HTML/CSS cleaner, according to the support page. In the process, they drove cart and horses through my carefully hand-crafted S1 style here. It may take come time to sort it out. If anyone can point me at a list of what exactly this new beastie is twitchy about, it could make my life a lot easier; otherwise I'm going to have to reverse-engineer things to work out what is and isn't allowed.

While they have some legitimate concerns* I think they're currently stripping stuff that's pretty harmless. For example, how the hell can <style type="text/css"> be malicious?

Well, at least it proves that my "graceful degradation" works as intended...

*there are some downright terrifying browser-specific features out there, from the perspective of defending against cross-site scripting attacks.

[edit: there was a post on the subject on [livejournal.com profile] lj_maintenance shortly after a wrote this. I think I'll wait a day or two for things to settle down before I attempt to clean up. I mean, it's not like many people read this journal in the native style, rather than via their own LJ-friends view or some other aggregator]
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A most useful firefox extension: Page Saver. It saves a PNG image of an entire web page (rather than just the visible bit). If you need to take snapshots of web pages for any reason, it's a boon.

Note that, as initially configured, it will save the images at 25% actual size. To adjust this, go to tools->extensions, select the page saver extension, and hit the "options" button, then tweak to your heart's content.
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Does SOS still have a big pile of Monster kit? Does it take donations?
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A couple of weeks ago, [livejournal.com profile] calatrice's parents moved to Cornwall, having planned to do so for years. So, we were slated to visit them shortly afterwards. Guess which weekend we picked?

Their new place is up on Bodmin Moor. As we travelled down by train yesterday, we got word that something was happening. Once we arrived in Plymouth, where we were to be met, it became clear that we were not going to reach them. Fortunately, a hotel room turned out to be fairly simple to arrange. Tapas and Harry Potter followed, and today, following considerable thawing, snow-ploughing, and the like, we finally made it here.

Hope getting back is a bit more straightforward...
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Dear Compuware,

Speaking as someone who writes web applications professionally, the web interface to TrackRecord is a huge, steaming pile of shite.

Let me enumerate the ways:

  • Accidentally clicking the incorrect option in a dropdown list results in a bug being snatched out of my hands allocated somewhere I can't edit it.
  • ditto if I carelessly used the mousewheel while focus is in the wrong place. This is why using "onchange" handlers to submit forms is BAAAAD, m'kay?
  • Once I've started an edit, I can't escape. <valleygirl>Guys, like, Transactional database access? Duh!</valleygirl>
  • Something resembling a useful search interface that doesn't require configuration of specific queries by a sysadmin would be cool, too.
  • It corrupts its own database on a daily basis (ok, that's not necessarily the web interface, but I thought I'd slip it in anyway)

Yours, etc.

Dear Employer,

Give me a real bug-tracking system to work with. If you're too terrified of (for example) bugzilla, I'll even take the old in-house character-cell-based relic instead. It may use arcane keystrokes, but it only corrupts the database once or twice a week, and the search facilities let me slice'n'dice by client, or who's dealing with it, or when it was logged, or status, and I can scroll through lists of bugs a good deal quicker than the average glacier. Oh, and once a bug is closed, it disappears unless I specifically go looking for it, rather than just cluttering the place up.

Yours, etc.

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President George W. Bush sez:

I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees.

EVERYONE ANTICIPATED THE BREACH OF THE LEVEES, YOU SELF-SERVING IGNORANT PILLOCK.

To pick the example I have to hand:

New Orleans is ringed with levees that fend off the river from the south and the lake from the north. [...] A hurricane-driven sea surge from the east would make the lake overflow, drowning the city.

(Scientific American, October 2001, p73) There's plenty more out there...

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Yr Wyddfa

Better known as Snowdon. I took this picture from the Miners' trail last June, on the way back down after we'd hiked up it...

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In October 2001, Scientific American ran an article on the hurricane threat to New Orleans:

If a big, slow-moving hurricane crossed the Gulf of Mexico on the right track, it would drive a sea surge that would drown New Orleans under 20 feet of water. [...]

New Orleans is a disaster waiting to happen. The city lies below sea level, in a bowl bordered by levees that fend off Lake Pontchartrain to the north and the Mississippi River to the south and west.

The gist, basically, was that a large storm surge, such as that created by a category 4 hurricane, would go over the top of the levees around the city, causing catastrophic flooding. A flood on that scale would probably flatten large parts of the city, and clearing the floodwater afterwards would require heroic levels of engineering.

The article goes on to outline potential methods to mitigate the situation, mostly revolving around long-term attempts to to rebuild the Mississipi delta flood plain south and west of the city. I doubt that much of that work has happened since the article was published.

A direct hit is inevitable. Large hurricanes come close every year. In 1965 Hurricane Betsy put parts of the city under eight feet of water. In 1992 monstrous Hurricane Andrew missed the city bu only 100 miles. In 1998 Hurricane Georges veered east at the last moment but still caused billions of dollars of damage.

Right now, there's a hurricane heading straight for New Orleans. Not just any old hurricane, either, but a full-on record-threateningbreaking Category 5 monster. The warnings currently being broadcast seem to be along the lines of "get as far the **** away from the coast as possible, yesterday if not sooner".

I just hope they can get everyone out in time, and/or Katrina decides to go somewhere less populous...

Much more over at Making Light (read the comments too, that's a blog with a seriously atypical comment-signal-to-noise ratio) and Stormtrack

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