The Horror, The Horror
An email signature that came my way recently (details altered to protect the, um... guilty)
Arrgh! make it stop!
Note that the final marquee line is a little wider than all the others, just for that final touch. I suppose I should be grateful that it was in restrained colours, and didn't involve the Greater Tag That Shall Not Be Named as well as the Lesser species.

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Of course I may not be getting the full effect.